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Bishop Connolly high school 

A school in Fall River that is closing down a year after this is posted. The student body is a mix of furries, trash cans, daters, geniuses, and jocks who don't know how to play sports. The locker rooms are known for gay behavior in both the girls' and the boys'.The teachers are okay, and nobody will remember this place in a year. Also, I swear to God, this place is an SCP. There are always the same exact 5 or 6 people at the school at all times, patrolling on predetermined routes, and they are their only students. They are being controlled. Send help
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Bishop Connolly High 

Bishop Connolly is a small high school in Fall River, Massachusetts. The school is mid at best. To describe to the student population the best its composed of 20% vapers/stoners, 20% nerds, 3% emo girls, 7% jocks, 35% normal people, 5% fatherless children, and 10% cringe tiktoker girls. Overall, the school is fine, I guess. Don't try to use the bathroom on the far side of the school. There are always nerds vaping in there, essentially rendering the bathroom hazardous for normal people to use. Going into that bathroom, you are guaranteed cancer from all the secondhand smoke (or, well, vape fumes). The school is closing this year, and that is sad or something. In the end, this school is fine. I met a lot of new friends here, but it is kind of mid.
Principal: What are your thoughts on Bishop Connolly High?

Average Student: I mean it's alright like... overrated as fuck in my opinion I mean... And you know what though? That's typically how the bullshit goes... you feel me?

molly connolly 

a slutty girl that once had rough sex with say anything lead singer, max bemis. she is referred to several times in the song every man has a molly and is widely known as a total slutbag.
guy 1: dude, i had rough sex with this chick last night.
guy 2: was her name molly connolly? because max bemis slept with her also...

Paddy Connolly 

Paddy Connolly Absolutley Loves Maisey
Paddy Connolly by User2345869 April 26, 2022

Gary Connolly 

Gary Connolly (Mr Connolly) is the biggest machine out there he cannot teach a class and almost starts crying every class he has because he is retarded he dressed up as slender man for Halloween so he is also known as slender man
Gary Connolly by BALD MARTIN October 3, 2019

Jackie Connolly

Have you seen Jackie Connollys ass she has such a fat ass I would so tap
Jackie Connolly you thicc asf
Jackie Connolly by Big dick ass December 21, 2019

Kevin Connolly 

a creepy ginger with a weird voice who is a terrible actor in all roles he attempts to play. They are creepy, they are squinty eyed, they smile weird, and the sight of them makes you want to kill a child.
wow, you're such a Kevin Connolly. I'm going to go kill a child.