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conditional crush 

When you have a crush on someone but there is one or more reasons why you can't date them, don't think it is worth trying to date them or not worth trying to get them to like you back. Usually occurs when you like someone you can't have.

In which case, most people would say, "I would like him/her if _____."
Jon: "So you hooking up with anyone?"
James: "Well, Emily is hot and I would hook up with her if she didn't have a boyfriend already."
Jon: "Sounds like you have a conditional crush."
conditional crush by GreekFreak757 February 27, 2011

Conditional freedom 

Freedom with conditions, such as getting a vaccine/shot to receive freedom isn't true freedom, as true freedom is without conditions. They wouldn't be offering people free beer or incentives to get vaccines if it was, it's just another way to try and buy the masses into doing what they want them to do, like a herd.
There is no conditional freedom. You're either free, or you're subject to someone else's rules.

conditional like 

When "liking" an object on facebook, one "likes" the object and may or may not revoke his/her "like" due to the other people who "like" it afterwards.
I liked her status not knowing what other losers would like it after me. I could always revoke it: it was a conditional like after all.

4th conditional 

4th conditional appears in your mind once you have pulled an all-nighter studying for the midterm the next day. Once you have went through already existing conditionals, you became hyperactive and invented 4th conditional with your friend.

The form of it is as follows:

If + überpast perfect + would + had + past participle

Überpast perfect is used to describe the action done before the action that happened before some other action. The form of überpast perfect is as follows:

hadden (überpast participle of "to have") + past participle

Once you have realised you have invented the 4th conditional, it means that you have gone bonkers. It also means that you overdid it with studying.
Mathea: "If I had learned for that test, I would have been able to pass it."
Marco: "If I hadden been busy with 4chan, I would had learnt for that test."
Mathea: "What is that, a 4th conditional?!"
Marco: "I guess."
Mathea: "We overdid it, man."
4th conditional by Cyratos April 17, 2010

air conditional 

The term used to describe the uncertain nature of an automobile's air conditioning system.
Guy 1: "Turn on the air conditioning, it's smolderingly hot in here."

Guy 2: "I'm trying to get it to work. If I turn off the radio, roll my windows down, and accelerate past 40 miles per hour, my air conditioning should start functioning again."

Guy 1: "Your car is so air conditional. Also, I fucked your sister."
air conditional by Lamb Lamb August 5, 2009

Air conditional surrender 

A situation wherein one party wants to turn on the AC and the second party does not see the need and the second party eventually relents/goes into other room.
No amount of blankets could make the frigid room temperature comfortable so she had to accept the terms of the air conditional surrender and sleep in the other room with the windows open.
Air conditional surrender by Howzit September 20, 2015