Stress Coma 

When you are so stressed that you can’t do work but you also can’t relax enough to take a break. You are stuck in procrastination purgatory between work and break for hours, days, maybe even weeks.

I have so much work to do ... I've been in such a stress coma all day.

Stress Coma by madeye99 July 9, 2020

soma coma 

A term phrased for the act of eating soma muscle relaxers in large quantities,thus leading to the following effects:

*sudden feeling of head being very heavy
*inpaired speech and slurring of words
*all motor skills compromised
*feeling like you are in a temporary coma state where you are awake but not able to funtion
*waking up in a random place thinking WTF?!

"last night i was so messed up, i was popping somas like skittleS!!!!!"

"i'm in a soma coma, take me to the hospital!!"

soma coma by Caylie, Cammie and Alicia May 24, 2008

Shit Coma 

The lethargy, emptiness and tiredness after having a large bowel movement.

I just dropped the browns to the superbowl and I need to sit down now because I'm in a big shit coma!

Shit Coma by estarno May 2, 2010

Skittle Coma 

A coma induced by skittles. The only way of survival is through natural awakening or for the skittle breath to be taken away by another.

After the woman went mad and attacked an innocent civilian for a bag of skittles, she consumed them so quickly that she placed herself into a skittle coma.

Skittle Coma by Skittles Mistress October 22, 2010

Shit coma 

when you shit so hard that you fall asleep while shitting

I shit so hard that I went into shit coma on the bowl

Shit coma by ASAP Juul August 10, 2017

Shower Coma

The state in the morning where you stand for hours in the shower with your arms crossed and head down, kidding yourself that you'll get out at some point.

"Why are you late for work?"

"Sorry sir, I was in a shower coma."

Shower Coma by Duff Duff Mc Duff March 31, 2009

Sex Coma 

A complete loss of consciousness and total paralysis following an unusually extensive and prolonged and thorogh sexual experience that is so intense the neural circuitry can no longer function, hence the person enters a sex coma.

I banged that bitch to the point of sex coma.

*upon seeing a sexually attractive lady* That girl is a potential BTPOSC (banged to the point of sex coma)

Sex Coma by Wabang January 19, 2010