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Cockney is an area in London where criminals live. The police don't arrest them because (and they're very strict about this) they only slaughter their own. And they have funerals with horses and floral tributes that say things like "Mum" and "Stab."
Cockney: I'm a cockney, I'm from London, which is spelt S-H-I-T-H-O-L-E and where you're guaranteed to be either mugged or not appreciated.
cockney by Sonya Partridge November 25, 2009
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Someone who pretends to be from London when they are really just close by.
cockney Hey, I'm from Luton! I'm a cockney Innit?
northerner You what? at thee end of thee day...
cockney by Mr Bobla November 14, 2005
Arrogant, violent, and it many cases unwashed vermin from the east end of London. Lucky they are being wiped out due to rapid London immigration.
Cockney to Cockney at a West Ham match: 'Look, there's some away fans, let's beat them all up even if there are children among them'
cockney by jk5_1986 October 22, 2016
A cockney Is Somebody From East London, Although people from Other Southern Cities Such As Portsmouth Are Also Occasionally Called cockneys Due To Having A Similar dialect.
Did You see That Southern Cockney the other day?
cockney by John Allen South Coast October 21, 2019

cockney rhyming slang 

Cockney rhyming slang is a form of English slang which originated in the East End of London. Many of its expressions have passed into common language, and the creation of new ones is no longer restricted to Cockneys.
Rhyming slang developed as a way of obscuring the meaning of sentences to those who did not understand the slang, though it remains a matter of speculation whether this was a linguistic accident, or whether it was developed intentionally to assist criminals or to maintain a particular community.
Rhyming slang works by replacing the word to be obscured with the first word of a phrase that rhymes with that word. For instance, "face" would be replaced by "boat", because face rhymes with "boat race". Similarly "feet" becomes "plates" ("plates of meat"), and "money" is "bread" (a very common usage, from "bread and honey"). Sometimes the full phrase is used, for example "Currant Bun" to mean "The Sun" (often referring to the British Tabloid Newspaper of that name). There is no hard and fast rule for this, and you just have to know whether a particular expression is always shortened, never shortened, or can be used either way.
cockney rhyming slang by Santi July 28, 2005

Cockney neck

When you have been speaking to much cockney and it does your neck in.
Nick: "do you have any idea why jack is wearing that ridiculous neck brace?"

Jane: "the doctor said he has to wear it after his trip to croydon. He's got a nasty case of cockney neck."
Cockney neck by roflmaonaze May 6, 2010

cockney cock punch 

a punch to the male genitalia delivered by someone with a cockney accent. Usually preformed when you are loosing a fight and in a act of desperation. The fist should be balled up with the middle fingers knuckle slight more foreward the usual. Dont worry abotu hurting your hand, you are punching something relativley soft.
Why i oughta give him the old cockney cock punch!
cockney cock punch by Matt Abrams January 12, 2008