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co-op slop 

Food, almost exclusively of the vegetarian, vegan, and healthful variety, which is bland, tasteless, and visually unappealing. Otherwise good food can become co-slop because it is cooked in too large a quantity or incorrectly seasoned. Co-op slop is frequently the product of inexperienced, untalented hippy chefs cooking for the other residents of a co-op or commune.
Jimmy grabs a burger on his way to chill at the commune because he don't dig the co-op slop they eat there.

I found this fantastic recipe for stir fried tofu and mustard greens but I fouled it up and it tastes like co-op slop!
co-op slop by jrWoodChuck January 7, 2010
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co-op rob 

A baller a hell of a guy usually a ladies man, rides around in large SUV, and luxury cars ranging from Mercedes to Bentleys.
Yo co-op rob is ballin that fool is Team Baurtwelled up
co-op rob by r November 11, 2004

Co-op trick or treating 

When a person is too old to go trick or treating, (usually at age 16) but can't resist the allure of free candy, they take a small child trick or treating so they themselves can go.
My parent told me I was too old to go trick or treating, so I used my friend's little sister as a scapegoat and went and Co-op trick or treating!

Co-op of Hipsters 

The collective noun used to describe a group of hipsters.

When more than 2 or more hipsters gather together, often to listen to vintage records or to play SNES, transcending those inferior to themselves, and enter an almost ethereal, other worldly state of existence.
"Tony walked into the plaid shirt store and noted the co-op of hipsters in the corner, they regarded him with a transcendant arrogance, not uncommon from their kind."
Co-op of Hipsters by Dr. Ick February 14, 2017

Co-op blazing

Co-op blazing (noun) — the act of one person assisting another in consuming a paraphilic drug substance, most commonly cannabis (marijuana/weed), by providing the substance, lighting or igniting it, sharing inhalation, or otherwise facilitating the other person’s intake. The term implies cooperative participation rather than solitary use and may cover actions such as handing over a joint, lighting a pipe, taking turns inhaling, or otherwise enabling another’s consumption.
She smiled and offered the joint, co-op blazing for her nervous friend before they headed into the concert.
Co-op blazing by Mr.CCCC March 28, 2026

New Day Co-op

A cooperative movement started by Stringer Bell and Proposition Joe in HBO's The Wire. The New Day Co-op is a loose coalition of drug dealers in Baltimore, MD, who share profits, protection, product, and turf. Stringer and Prop Joe realized that if the gangs stop killing each other over corners and drugs, there will be more money to go around for everyone with less bodies dropping, and thus less police attention.
The New Day Co-op gets the pure stuff from the Greek.
New Day Co-op by Danno Chuchiak April 19, 2007

Pissing like the Co-op horse 

A lengthy stand up piss, making lots of noise and seemingly never ending.

Co-op horse - used to pull the milk float in years gone by.
He must have been on the boys lager last night , lsten , he's pissing like the Co-op horse