clunker savings

Windfall money garnered from participating in the Clunkers for Cash Program.

Honey, I think that I will take our clunker savings, and build a man cave so I can stay out of your hair when your mom comes over, ok, honey dearest?

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clunker boots

goth style boots that have thick platforms on the bottom and buckled straps.

John kicked me in the shin with his 8 inch platform clunker boots and I had a bruise for a week.

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Money the government will pay you to turn in your old car and buy a new one as part of the "Cash for Clunkers" program.

Yo bro, how'd you swing buyin' that new car?

I bought it with clunker bucks! Thanks for payin' your taxes dude!

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A location filled with inferior vehicles. Sometimes they try to sell parts to other clunker owners.

Ma dang alternator went out in my clapped out chevy. I hope hoss has one I can pull at the clunker bunker down the way.

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you gotta hump a clunker before you can get a cadillac

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The act of masturbating and taking a poop at the same time for that act of saving time or to give your self an after lunch break boost

I start my day with a Happy clunker. It saves me time and really boost my mood.

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A man or woman who is obsessed with "cleavage". Hence grabbing the women's cleavage.

Jan, Nick is such a cleavage clunker. The whole night Nick kept on trying to grab my cleavage!

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