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Cliffhanger 

Feces that defy gravity and remain on your asshole when the majority falls into the bowel where it belongs. Not common, a cliffhanger will appear under the right circumstances (eating beans and watching Sylvester Stallone movies). Cliffhangers are similar to a stalactite in a cave.
Spotting a cliffhanger in the reflection of the toilet, I contract and expand my sphincter in an attempt to pinch it off. Once I realize those actions are futile, I take three sheets of tp, for 3x the protection, and un-mount the cliffhanger.
Cliffhanger by Ed March 20, 2005
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cliffhanger 

a turd that sticks to your ass
It took 7 wipes to rid me of that cliffhanger
cliffhanger by RDZombie February 7, 2008

cliffhanger 

when a chick sits or lays down in an awkward position that causes one of the lips to her vagina to fall asleep
"Lisa was complaining for like ten minutes because she got a cliffhanger."
cliffhanger by Josh Coppola May 6, 2006

cliffhanger 

A game played by pinning your little brother down and experimenting with how far one can dangle a loogie over his face by sucking it back in just before it falls.
Don't tell mom or we're going to play a little cliffhanger when we get home.
cliffhanger by JMac$ May 26, 2008

cliffhanger 

A booger that is supended near the opening of a nostril so that it is noticeable to an onlooker.
Uh, dude, take this kleenex. You got a cliff hanger.
cliffhanger by louis February 22, 2005

Cliffhanger 

The act of placing your ball sac over the web cam of another while said person has their web cam on
Girl: "What the fuck is that!?"
Guy: "Ah fuck jimmy just gave me a cliffhanger now my web cam smells like balls"
Cliffhanger by drnazty November 19, 2013

Cliffhanger 

When you are walking up stairs and fart, forcing the person behind you too walk through it
Scott was walking behind me up the stairs, and I totally cliffhangered him!!!
Cliffhanger by Reginald burns April 19, 2014