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Dead chick magnet attatched to a pink hello kitty covered sun in the shape of a boot that is impossible to take of that smells with a flotaing castle time machine 

Person 1: You're gay
Person 2: well, you are a dead chick magnet attatched to a pink hello kitty covered sun in the shape of a boot that is impossible to take of that smells with a flotaing castle time machine

Power with a feeling of Virtual Vampire Chick

The boy looks at picture of a sexy vampire chick with her boobs out and having his imagination and stroking himself while he feels the stimulation in is penis. As soon as he Ejaculates, he has finished feeling the power of the sexy Vampire Chick.
Masturbating Pictures of a Hot Vampire Chick with at least a pair of her boobs out with no shame in her. Power with a feeling of Virtual Vampire Chick

Hot Chick Withdrawl

The sense of urgency you get when you're not around any hot chicks when normally you are, which can lead to symptoms such as boredom,increased testoserone levels,unexplainable stress,overindulgence of alcohol and or marijuana.
Andy:damn I am so bored!
Mike:Is that why you're on your third beer
Andy:that and I'm suffering from like a 2 day hot chick withdrawl
Mike: I think they got a pill for that now

stick a chick without the plastic 

1. an urban slang term referring to having sex without a condom.
2. a type of cooking with chicken
"Did you stick that chick without the plastic?"
"Helll nah brah. I always wear a condom. I ain't tryin to be a baby daddy."

Also, National Stick a Chick Without the Plastic Day is celebrated every year on February 7.