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Cleaned Your Clock 

slang for sexual intercourse
to have one's clock cleaned is to take the train down to pound-town
to ascertain whether or not the curtains do indeed match the drapes
to hit a home run with the bases loaded if you know what i'm saying
briar: say dave, when was the last time someone cleaned your clock?
dave: a few months ago, i guess? it's been a while
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cleaned the stall 

Performing oral sex on the ass.
Well he was mucking the barn, he went one step further and cleaned the stall.
cleaned the stall by Just Dirty August 5, 2016

Cleaned My Clock 

When a Woman takes your soul from you with fellatio and leaves nothing In your scrotum! Completely Empty
Man the way she “Cleaned My Clock” I think I’m in love or something close to it
Cleaned My Clock by King Renzo January 22, 2021

Cleaned Out the Pipes 

That First big gutteral fart after taking a poop, meaning you didn't leave anything left in your bowels for the day.
AGHHHHHHH!!! Damn I just cleaned out the pipes after that loud fart! feel 10 lbs lighter!

Cleaned Grandma's Attic 

Fellatio resulting in ejaculate overflowing through the recipient's nose, when the recipient is older than their partner
Last night while hooking up with a cougar I came so much that I Cleaned Grandma's Attic. If you know what I mean.

cleaned everybody's clock 

"he went wild and cleaned everybody's clock down there in the dugout"

cleaned house 

"they cleaned house, washed clothes, and cared for the children"
cleaned house by Arminkshipper July 15, 2024