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Dave Chappelle 

Dave is the God of comedy. Do you know why? Cuz he's from the streets bitch!
"Man white people are gonna freakout when they find out what skeet means. And when they do it will be like:
Oh my god what have we done"
Dave Chappelle by Midnight November 29, 2004

dave chappelle 

A comedian with great material and an unbelieveable voice to deliver it
Dave Chappelle funniest sketch was "Black Bush" "THE NIGGA TRIED TO KILL MY FATHER!"

dave chappelle 

Dave Chappelle is a hilarious comedian. My dad hates his profanity and disrespect but me and my brotha love him. He is my favrite is when Lil' Jon got Oprah pregnant.
"I'm Rick James, bitch...What did the five fingers say to the face 'SLAP!'" Dave Chappelle
dave chappelle by MayaEA April 22, 2006

Dave chappelle 

the Greatest Guy Ever, and the funniest man Alive

Plays tyrone Biggums, the crack addict
he sold our house and had a 450,000 crack party

dave chappelle 

the greatest comedian who busted on r. kelly with his skit i wanna piss on you on his show on comedy central
haters wanna hate, lovers wanna love, i don't even want none of the above i want to piss on u.
yes i do, i'll piss on u i'll pee on u.
dave chappelle by ooooweeeee June 27, 2005