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cratered 

Very, very, very, shwasted.
Dude, when we finally left the bar last night i was so cratered.
cratered by Mix Club May 20, 2011

Caterena 

She likes to lick to butthole. But she’s a sweetheart. She’ll love like no other and will always put your feelings about her own. She tends to worry too much but she means well. She’s funny, adorable, amazing, tender hearted and one of the most amazing women you’ll ever meet. Get you a Caterena and never let her go.
Get you a Caterena because she’ll never let you down.
Caterena by Crotchrocket300 August 8, 2018

Caterena 

She likes to lick to butthole. But she’s a sweetheart. She’ll love like no other and will always put your feelings about her own. She tends to worry too much but she means well. She’s funny, adorable, amazing, tender hearted and one of the most amazing women you’ll ever meet. Get you a Caterena and never let her go.
Get you a Caterena because she’ll never let you down.
Caterena by Crotchrocket300 August 8, 2018
Cartered (verb) car-terd : the act of one being rightly spunked on from a tranny and also being used as a handheld fleshlight
Example: Was such a hard day at work today, felt like I got cartered
Cartered by Jimm12200 November 9, 2022
Being cartered is when your bed gets contaminated by someone else's semen.
Carter : Yo chris you cartered my bed last night
Chris : Yeah bro she spit wrong
Carter : Bro wtf
Cartered by VideoStorm March 8, 2023
Cartered (Car-ter-d)
A north of the 49th parallel term originating within the borders of Canada. First thrust into public consciousness during the gold rush days in the Yukon, regarded as meaning incredible shortfalls and extreme unluckiness when success has been all but guaranteed . A term identifying an unlucky loser whose game playing is unmatched and often avoided by other players due to vortex of losing that follows and routinely due to association. Getting Cartered was documented in a 1914 article that may never have been written, in which a high profile dentist had placed a $100 bet on a horse race at their local track. This tactician of molars chose the horse “ShotsonGoal” for a win that paid a return of $10k. The horse won the race by 4 lengths, with the sharp dressed dentist getting “Cartered” by the horse winning.. but…the jockey was knocked off the horse at the start of the race, thus disqualifying the horse and making his ticket a loser!
Getting Cartered-

“Tarheels up by 2 over Duke and a Last minute three at the buzzer makes for a Duke victory as time expires”- Getting Cartered since the Tarheels were taken for win and the spread!