Vancouver Canucks

A perennial disappointment with the most pathetic fan base of any half-decent professional sports team in North America.

Edmonton Oilers fans cheer harder for their last place team than Vancouver Canucks fans do in game 7 of the Stanley Cup finals.

Vancouver Canucks by Paul Coffey March 24, 2011

vancouver canucks

a team thats plays in western canada and cannot beat the chicago blackhawks in the second round. Blackhawks stanley cup champs 2010.

hey man the vancouver canucks are in the playoffs

who are the facing

the blackhawks

i guess that the world will know that luu is overrated and can't be toews and kaner.

vancouver canucks by thecakes August 8, 2010

vancouver canucks

The team that needs to fire there head coach and reorganize the core players because the FANS DESERVE A STANLEY CUP FOR ONCE.

"Fuck the Vancouver Canucks!" says Billy.
"No fuck you Billy." says Steve

vancouver canucks by matthew mcleod April 27, 2006

vancouver canucks

a cool team, that would be contending for the '04 cup right now, but Bertuzzi had to be an asshole and lose his temper; they'll lose in the playoffs w/o him, since Naslund is banged up right now

The Canucks are cool

vancouver canucks by PuckYou March 29, 2004

Crazy Canucks Clan 

Started in september 2005, the Crazy Canucks are a canadian based America's army clan. They now have over 50+ active members from Canada, United-States, UK, and Europe. They're known to say "hooeh" instead of "hooah".

AAOW member #1: z0mg, we just got owned by that clan, wtf is their name?
AAOW member #2: the Crazy Canucks Clan

CC member: HOOEH!

Crazy Canucks Clan by BloodyFrickingBullet December 13, 2008

Vancouver Canucks

A shitty/pussy hockey team based in Vancouver with the most dumbass fans who get excited af after winning one series after 9 years. Also, got their ass kicked by the Big Bad Boston Bruins in the 2011 Finals after taking cheapshots at Bergeron (one of the most respected players in the NHL) and then complaining like bitches when the Bruins kicked their ass later in the series. Vancouver fans are very obnoxious and almost as delusional as Leafs fans if that is even possible. For example, after getting outscored 23-8 against Boston in 2011 and being blown out 4 times during the series (only went to game 7 cuz they won 3 games by 1 goal every time and Luongo saved their ass) , they somehow still manage to try and justify how they should have won the series. Not only this, but their dumbass fans burned down their city after getting smoked 4-0 in Game 7 of the final.

Fred: Hey how come the Bruins are kicking the Vancouver Canucks' ass so badly, both on the score board and physically.

Mark: Oh, that's just because the Vancouver Canucks thought they were gonna intimidate the Bruins in Games 1 and 2 by attacking Bergeron and taking pussy cheapshots including giving Nathan Horton a concussion. That's why the Bruins are kicking their ass now.

Fred: Ohhh now that makes sense.

Mark: Yea don't worry about Canucks fans. They'll find a way to paint the Bruins as the bad guy without giving their pussy team any responsibility for taking cheapshots.

Vancouver Canucks by DementiaBiden2020202020202020 September 9, 2020

Vancouver Canucks

Canada's best NHL team, and the best in the NHL. Won the Stanley Cup in 2009/2010 season.

Daaauuuyyyuuummmm....Burrows and the Sedins are the $hit! Vancouver Canucks are the best ever!

Vancouver Canucks by CanucksKickAsss February 4, 2010