A "Cannoli closer" is a move used at the end of a less-than-satisfactory date where you order a cannoli for dessert and blow the cream-filling out onto your date's face to expressdissatisfaction.
Is a baker of sweet deserts , but adds his protein in the filling . Often will bring to work in lieu of donuts or bear claws . His enjoys watching people unknowingly eat his come. Unlike a coffee pisser who does it for spite and punishment , he thinks everyone should have some of him in them; it is his perverse way of bonding.
Dude don't eat Franks treats. I think he is a cannoli creamer. You ever take notice the joy on his face when everyone grabs his cream filled baked goods? No, Frank is a great guy everybody likes him, he wouldn't do that?
1. noun. Fine Italian twine used to secure boxes at fine boutique bakeries. Superior to baker twine and twice the thickness of pastry yarn. Street slang for higher gage butcher's string.
2. verb. action of using cannoli filling in a sexual manner to "capture" an victim by catering to their sweet tooth. Classic move by pastry perverts.