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Cannoli Closer 

A "Cannoli closer" is a move used at the end of a less-than-satisfactory date where you order a cannoli for dessert and blow the cream-filling out onto your date's face to express dissatisfaction.
My date with Jen was so boring that I pulled a Cannoli closer.
Cannoli Closer by J.Chang August 4, 2011

Cannoli Hopper 

I told you to take your vatican city hands off my sons Cannoli Hopper.
Cannoli Hopper by Mitch_GK August 30, 2021

Cannoli Topping 

When a girl wears a corset and she can't fit into it.
Wow, Miranda Lambert was really cannoli topping on the CMT Awards this year.

Cannoli Creamer 

Is a baker of sweet deserts , but adds his protein in the filling . Often will bring to work in lieu of donuts or bear claws . His enjoys watching people unknowingly eat his come. Unlike a coffee pisser who does it for spite and punishment , he thinks everyone should have some of him in them; it is his perverse way of bonding.
Dude don't eat Franks treats. I think he is a cannoli creamer. You ever take notice the joy on his face when everyone grabs his cream filled baked goods? No, Frank is a great guy everybody likes him, he wouldn't do that?

Cannoli eating motherfuckers 

I got some Cannoli eating motherfuckers I can send your way if you really want to funk

cannoli rope 

1. noun. Fine Italian twine used to secure boxes at fine boutique bakeries. Superior to baker twine and twice the thickness of pastry yarn. Street slang for higher gage butcher's string.

2. verb. action of using cannoli filling in a sexual manner to "capture" an victim by catering to their sweet tooth. Classic move by pastry perverts.
I cannoli roped Rachel last night. She sucked out the cream and gave me a dessert.
cannoli rope by Gleaven May 6, 2015