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Garbage Canning 

The act of threatening someone, as to place them in a garbage can in "ruse" to actually create reason to physically contact them with out fault.

Is commonly used from male to female as to generate reason to "feel up" the girl with out social akwardness.
"I'm so Garbage Canning YOU"
Proceeds to put hands on the girl and pull her agaisnt him while mocking the act of putting her in a garbage can
Garbage Canning by Jimmy Buddy March 28, 2012

Horatio-Caining 

To say something deeply underwhelming in a profound way and immediately following the statement with a melodramatic gesture; not unlike how in all the show's opening scenes, CSI: Miami's lead character Horatio Caine (played by David Caruso) usually makes an anticlimactic statement, slowly slides his aviator sunglasses on, and looks off into the distance.
That guy is always Horatio-Caining any chance he gets! He's always waiting for the right moment to drop a single sentence he's been sitting on all class and then to slowly take off his glasses and stare out the window.

Tuna Canning

The girl's version of Tea-bagging. When a girl sits on a guys face to publicly embarrass him. Clothes on or off.
Katie sat on Steve's face when he was passed out. Next time he will be careful when Tuna Canning is in play!
Tuna Canning by Jon Bandero October 10, 2010
The word caining comes from a primitive method of stealing from shops especially ones that sell clothes. The process of caining involves pushing a long bamboo cain through the letter box of the shop you are trying to rob and hooking items (IE clothes) off the rails and by tilting the cain upwards the items slide to the mouth of the letter box where they are easily pulled though. The phrase became associated with the UK drug culture in the mid 90's as caining was an easy way of obtaining money to buy drugs.
The word 'cained' refers to being off your face with the money you made from caining.As the price of drugs like Ecstasy dropped as much as 1/20th of the original street price the need for large amounts of money to buy drugs had decreased and the word is now used as a general term that refers to any state of altered consciousness gained through the use of illegal drugs.
If someone is said to be cained it usually means they have taken so much mind altering substances that they are physically incapable of taking any more.
" ...you were caining loads of pills last night dude..
caining by Snowy_uk_west April 14, 2006
That night when everyone has their garbage out at the end of their drive-way to be picked up in the morning and some jack-ass goes and knocks over every trash can on one street or more.
neighbor 1: Dude, what happened to the garbage cans on our street?

neighbor 2: It's the new rage, called canning. Looks like they hit up our street quite well.
canning by Your local canner August 2, 2011

cyber-canning 

The process of discarding multiple unwanted dating profiles as you swipe left and left and left again within various dating apps.
I opened up Tinder this morning and felt like all I did was waste an hour cyber-canning freaks of nature!
cyber-canning by Arianna Jeret July 12, 2015