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Claffing 

The act of crying and laughing at the same time, aka Dan and Nicole
I was sitting at the bar and a friend told me a funny joke and I started "claffing" for about twenty min.
Claffing by twistedTeasDnN May 16, 2013
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A term usually used to insult someone. This person should be fat, stupid, gay, retarded, weird, lazy, and/or awkward to be with. Also could be used to describe someone who is not there for things.
Shut up, Caffin. You would know, but you weren't there!
Caffin by Wii7036 January 20, 2009
genetically modifying animals at a young age
why is calfing a thing?it is horrific!
calfing by GIjones July 3, 2016
when a guy doesn't let his girlfriend have any guy friends.
cuffing by king tom April 15, 2009
Surfing the net for cars. Buying,selling,blogging,searching cars online.
He spent hours carfing online before finding his dream car.
Carfing by SleepyRyan January 23, 2011

Chaffing 

When your fart is really hot, and it hurts your cornhole.
Girl: " See you @ the movies tonight! "
Guy: " Maybe if I could walk to my car, drive my car, and walk from my car to theater I would. "
Girl: "Aw what's wrong?"
Guy: " I cannot stop chaffing :/ "
Girl: " :c Maybe some other time? "
Chaffing by Lo Vlesbians July 15, 2010