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spackle burglar 

To lick your half dried cum from your girlfriend’s mouth after she falls asleep
Hey dude, my girlfriend fell asleep after she blew me and I couldn’t stop myself from tasting the little bit of cum she left in the corner of her mouth. Am I a spackle burglar?

Smurf burglar 

A person, generally a major asshole, that is such an asshole he would literally rob smurfs in their sleep. Who would rob the harmless smurfs?
That guy's misogynistic comment just shows everyone how much of a Smurf burglar he is, what an asshole.
Smurf burglar by Nathaniel S. January 13, 2022

Smurf burglar 

A person, generally a major asshole, that is such an asshole he would literally rob smurfs in their sleep. Who would rob the harmless smurfs?
That guy stole my wallet in my sleep at a party, after i paid for all the beer and food, where i fell asleep for a second, just shows everyone how much of a Smurf burglar he is, what an asshole.
Smurf burglar by Nathaniel S. January 13, 2022

Burglarsonarceny

Burglarsonarceny is the crime of burglary, arson, and larceny committed in one act. First committed (and coined) by Bender Bending Rodriquez of Futurama fame.
Phil committed burglarsonarceny. Now he gets to go to jail.
Burglarsonarceny by Stargoat August 26, 2013

Dirt Burglars 

Derogatory term for the University of Oklahoma, it's students and/or alumni. Based on the fact that a 'Sooner' is someone who cheated and jumped the gun when the US government gave away the useless land that makes up the state in 1889.
We're going to Dallas this weekend to watch our team kick the living crap out of the Dirt Burglars.
Dirt Burglars by LA Longhorn October 15, 2009

Burglars Elbow 

Like Fishermans Mouth, it is a horrific disease that claims the lives of hundreds of males every year.
Guy 1: Where the hell are Nick and Chris today?
Guy 2: Struck down with Burglars Elbow.
Guy 1: Damn. That sucks.
Burglars Elbow by SuperChris March 14, 2009