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brutus beefcake

a large, erect penis, often used in sexual pleasure. a brutus beefcake is usually very thick and veiny, it always gives intense pleasure to the vagina of a female.
he's so hot! i want his brutus beefcake!

Brutus Buckeye 

n. THE Ohio State University mascot. Usually wears a chest protector underneath uniform and football gloves. The biggest pimp on campus.
Brutus Buckeye is suck a pimp, the ladies are all up ons.
Brutus Buckeye by Mike December 15, 2004

Brutus Buckeye 

Mascot, friend, face, and loyal of the greatest collegiate athletics programs, and morale for The Ohio State University.
Ladies faint in his presence and the city of Columbus honors him.
Should be automic winner of Capital One's Mascot of the Year Contest during the NCAA college football season.
Brutus Buckeye is friends with Bill Bradske.

Brutus Beefcake

When you sneak up behind somebody and unexpectedly shove you foot up their ass and force it out the other side.
Dude, this girl was really pissing me off, so i snuck up behind her and gave her the Brutus Beefcake.

Brutus'd 

When someone gets the life beat out of them.
I was online the other and man I got brutus'd
Brutus'd by Xplisitone November 22, 2013

Brutus'd 

When you or someone gets stabbed 23 times
"Oh man did you hear about what happened to Kaitlyn yesterday?" "I heard she was stabbed 23 times" "Yeah she was brutus'd
Brutus'd by TimmyMcgee May 21, 2018