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Braveheart Asymptote 

The school of thought in which a movie may approach the level of Braveheart, but may never reach it, only head towards the theoretical infinity where Braveheart resides.

It should be noted that the x-axis on which the Braveheart Asymptote exists does not necessarily refer to a single idea (i.e. quality, awesomeness, number of bagpipes) but rather everything that Braveheart is and all other movies aspire to be.
Dude 1: Independance Day was a fantastic movie, maybe better than Braveheart.
Dude 2: Unfortuntaly, that is impossible
Dude 1: Why's that?
Dude 2: Because of the Braveheart Asymptote.
Dude 1: Oh, yeah, ok I get it.

Braveheart Shower 

The waterless lazy-man's shower. Basically getting up out of bed, and not showering with water, soap and shampoo.

Reference: In an early scene in the movie Braveheart (1995), the young William Wallace woke up out of his makeshift bed one morning, brushed his outer forearm against his face a few times, and was ready to start his day - no brushing of his teeth, no coming his hair, or anything remotely hygienic.
I'm late for class so I'm gonna have to hurry up. I'll just take a Braveheart shower and go.
Braveheart Shower by Listat January 4, 2009

Braveheart Moment 

The moment that you stand up against what's wrong, where you fight for what's right, and you feel damn good doing it.

Symptoms lead to rubbing face paint on yourself, pacing back and forth while motivating others, and yelling FREEDOM. Often cases, you want to yell this before you beat someone's ass or do something courageous.
"Listen asshole, I'm going to beat your ass!" -Derek

"No... no you won't... not this time... THIS IS MY BRAVEHEART MOMENT, FREEEEEDOM!" -Kyle

*Derek gets his ass beat*

braveheart bagpipe 

similar to the rusty trombone, when a person is tossing the salad and simultaniously fingering the pussy of the female partner
The other night I meet a girl and later she made me play the braveheart bagpipe
braveheart bagpipe by andy squared October 16, 2003

Braveheart shower 

The waterless lazy-man's shower. Basically getting up out of bed, and not showering with water, soap and shampoo.

Reference: In an early scene in the movie Braveheart (1995), the young William Wallace woke up out of his makeshift bed one morning, brushed his outer forearm against his face a few times, and was ready to start his day - no brushing of his teeth, no coming his hair, or anything remotely hygienic.
I'm late for class so I'm gonna have to hurry up. I'll just take a Braveheart shower and go.
Braveheart shower by Listat January 3, 2009

the braveheart 

While having sex in a porto-potty, one (near ejaculation) shoves his partners head into the blue watery substance that often settles in the bottom of a newly cleaned porto-john. As he is near climax he will pull his partners head back up and ejaculate onto his/her face. creating a look similar to that of the face paint in the movie brave heart. Crying "FRREEEEEDOOMMMMM" is optional.
personA: "Why the hell is Sarah's face blue?"
personB: "I took her out to the porto-crapper and gave her the braveheart"
personA: "niceeee"
the braveheart by IndigoTrikes November 5, 2011