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Guided Modification and Branching 

Guided Modification and Branching (GMB) describes a process by which species may have originated over millions of years through common descent by the intelligent modification of the genetic code from one generation to the next. It is a subset of Intelligent Design. It differs from some types of theistic evolution in that it proposes that a possible reason God may have had in producing life this way was to build a complex ecology gradually at a pace that the angels could learn to manage and control.
The woodpecker has some unusual characteristics that show irreducible complexity that are difficult to explain by evolution, but can be easily explained by Guided Modification and Branching. God could have taken a similar species of insect eating bird and modified the genetics of that bird to produce a new bird with a hard beak, strong neck muscles, the instinct to drill trees, etc.
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Olive Branching 

When one man inserts his erect penis into the flaccid urethra of another man. The term come from a combination of images and word play based on the olive. The image of a pimento olive combined with the olive tree's branch as a symbol for peace (piss)... hence stuffing the head of a cock into her man's peace hole.
Tommy and Mike were caught olive branching. only one person was enjoying this.
Olive Branching by shaboo September 20, 2012

Pussy-Branching

A man that has a relationship with a woman, but is always looking to up his situation with another woman.
Mark is pussy-branching is way to a new car!

Tree branching 

When you’re having a conversation or telling a story and get off topic.
I keep tree branching and forgot what I wanted to say.
Tree branching by Choxy January 19, 2025

blanchin 

Song by the artist lil big dawg of the gravity falls region of America. The word contains two meanings

1. Incredibly good

2. Incredibly crazy
1. This food be blanchin right now

2. This girl is really Blanchin right now
blanchin by JustBlanchinbro January 16, 2019
From Jabroni Mike's livestreams, batching is a moment in someones life where they take an entire year to take just one shit, after which they will never have to poop again in your life. At the end of batching, the amount of poop has been mathmatically estimated to be the same size as the Goodyear Tower in Akron, Ohio.
Person 1: Hey why hasn't Mike been coming to work?
Person 2: Ah he's on leave right now. He's batching. I respect it.
Batching by MattMelon519 October 10, 2020

Bancking 

I love bancking!
Bancking by 8W lol November 16, 2021