In footballing terms Top Bins refers to the art of shooting the ball into the top corner of the goal giving the goalkeeper no chance of making a save.
Ed: Johnny, did you see Wayne Rooney's goal yesterday?
Johnny: Nah mate, was it good?
Ed: Free kick, 30 yards out, Top Bins mate
Johnny: Seeeeeerious
Ed : Serious
to get so badly drunk that you head out of the fire exit of a pub or club to lie down near the bins, in the bins or amongst the bins for a little rest or respite
the name for the action of eating out a woman. many men pride themselves for their wider variety of bin mucking techniques.
Jose: Aw dude, you got with sheryl last night!?
peter: yeah man Jose: You get the kill!?
Peter: nah dude she was done after i mucked her bin
Jose: oh well dude, no girl ever complained about a guy whos good at muckin bins