always a screech, never a bash 

someone jamming on their brakes and being able to stop before colliding with another 'chariot'. -you get all psyched up for the 'bash' follow through, but it never comes around........

cars always run that light, but it usually ends up always a screech, never a bash!!

always a screech, never a bash by michael foolsley December 21, 2009

sagg bash 

A gay party for cheating men.
A gay party for men who cheats on their partner but doesn't have sexual intercourse with them, they just makes out with them.

Bob: Hey Tom, do you have anything planned this weekend?
Tom: Yep, I'm going to a sagg bash, want too come?
Bob: Hell yeah, but don't tell the missus.

sagg bash by sagg bash November 4, 2017

Shield Bash 

Two men with chodes having a "sword fight."

Owen: Do you think Gary and Chuck have Sword Fights?
Neil: Those two? No, they both have chodes.
Owen: Oh... So they have Shield Bashes

Shield Bash by Speelunker1 June 22, 2015

straight bash 

to convert a heterosexual to the homosexual lifestyle by seducing them, if only for a night

lesbian: "OMG, there are so many hot heteros here tonight! Let's straight bash!"

straight bash by Sellum/Jurri June 30, 2008

Splash Bash

A family reunion involving a pool, a barbecue, sports and genuine fun in the sun!

Cool Bro: Dude are you going to Amy's party?
Cousin: No way dude, I get to go to a Splash Bash!
Cool Bro: You're so lucky, I wish my family loved each other enough to throw a splash bash... but they don't.
Cousin: Oooh... awkward.

Splash Bash by mailmansam7 November 25, 2011

Smash My Crash Bash 

An expression used to emphasise your lack of care at something. Can also be used to show your absolute shock at something. When used you instantly win the confrontation.

This term orginated from the awesome game "Crash Bash" for the playstation.

Tim : You havent washed the dog, hes covered in cow poo!
Tom : Why dont you smash my crash bash?!
Tim : OK sorry, i'll do it.

John : Why does my head hurt?
Bill : Mate! A car fell off the cliff on fire landed on your head, blew up and then i wee'd on it!
John : ...Smash my Crash Bash!

Smash My Crash Bash by Westy Testy October 17, 2005

sunrise bash

1. it's dawn when you finish work and you are finally ready for some action but your partner is sleeping and mad at you for turning the music on.

2. an alone party you host for yourself after you finish work because you, instead of finally sleeping, get distracted by the cyber.

3. when you take a bath together in the morning rays before leaving to work/school. later partners may be found restraining their tongues saying:

me? oh, i had a sunrise bash... ;)

sunrise bash by lady.in.white. April 12, 2012