Barnsley FC 

A poor league 1 team who still see themselves as a big club just because of one pathetic season in the Premiership and cant accept that Oakwell will always be a shadow to the Galpharm.

Cant believe we've just swapped one poor Yorkshire club for an even worse one which hasn't even got any money to waste on goldfish.

Barnsley FC by Stephen McPhail and Jacob Burns December 25, 2004

barnsley fc 

barnsley are a shit football club who don't deserve to be in league 1! you can stick with andy ritchie because ronnie moore is ours! and when we play you in a weeks time you are going to get hammered!

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barnsley fc by oldham fc 4 life April 8, 2005

Barnsley Chop 

Northern English slang for a large penis.

Nich will sort you out with his Barnsley Chop

Barnsley Chop by Barnsley Chop Lover June 2, 2018

Barnsley Chop 

Lock’s ultimate finisher move. Has the ability to knock out friend or foe, bowl over a 29stone man and destroy a cash point.

He was on the wrong end of a Barnsley chop. He didn’t get up for 5 minutes.

Barnsley Chop by Hellohew September 8, 2021

Barnsley chicken 

A cat. A name coined (circa 1984) in the coalfields of Northen England when striking miners struggled to provide for their families and had to become ultra resourceful.

Small child - "Mam, this meat tastes funny!"
Mam - "that's a bit of finest Barnsley chicken, you ungrateful little sod. You'll either like it or lump it!"

Barnsley chicken by Pigbreeder June 25, 2022

Going to Barnsley 

Taking ones other half up the backdoor.

Well practiced sexual pastime of the inhabitants of the infamous South Yorkshire shithole.

Men from Barnsley have had their lasses up the shitter more times than you've had hot dinners.

Our lass has the painters in, so tonight we're Going to Barnsley

My new girlfriend has a minge like a clowns pocket so we’re only ever Going to Barnsley

Going to Barnsley by Dave Schloosh January 8, 2009

A Barnsley 

An unexpected semi.

An unexpected semi errection, like Barnsley's run in the 2008 FA cp reaching the semi final's

Dude, last period I had a Barnsley.

A Barnsley by Chesk September 23, 2009