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Ball Parked 

When someone places Ball Park hot dogs on someones face or ass in a suggestive position. Then taking a picture or video and sharing it on social media. The person will usally be passed out from drinking, but it nots nessary to count.
Joe was so drunk last nignt he didn't feel it when I Ball Parked him. I must've put a dozen hot dogs.

After drinking all those shots last night, you guys could've Ball Parked me last night. The only way I would've found out is if I saw it on social media!
Ball Parked by K.W.Maine April 3, 2020

Ballpark Burner

When you slather hot spicy stadium mustard on someone's forehead and they proceed to rub it on your taint, ass and balls.
"After the game the mascot gave me a ballpark burner in the dugout"

ballpark 

A sex act performed during ejaculation. The guy is doing the girl "doggy-style" and when he starts to cum, he pulls out, rests his dick between the two cheeks of the girl's ass and cums onto her back or asshole. The term "ballpark" is used because the dick between the buttcheeks resembles a Ballpark hot dog in a bun.. One game guys can play with this is to see how far he can cum on her back.. make a note, compare with friends.
"I was fucking this girl last night and I totally gave her the ballpark."
ballpark by J. Pizzle May 19, 2004

ballpark me 

a counter for the business strategy where the price remains hidden until the 'hook is set'. there IS a school which believes, "if you have to know the price you can't afford it"

this attitude strongly PISSES ME OFF!!, i am of the school which believes the product may not be worth the price to ME!!, despite what someone says, OR their sales approach!

it is very comforting to know the price when beginning any transaction! I HATE the clumsy human interaction of taking the 'bait' only to have to 'back out', because the item simply is not worth that much to me! -or maybe i don't have 'money to burn' that particular day!!!

-its' very nice to know if one can or cannot 'play in that league' or not!

car dealers in particular, LOVE to do this shit!!
the salesman wouldn't ballpark me, so i took a walk!

i asked for a ballpark price, but received a strange look!

the hot shit restaurant wouldn't post their fees outside, effectively non-ballparking people!
ballpark me by michael foolsley August 18, 2010

Ballpark 

A "ballpark" is when a female uses her ass cheeks to jack a guy off. It is referred to as ballpark because of its visual similarities to a ballpark frank hot dog held firmly with in its bun.

In laymans terms: ass tug.
Tripas: So how was the date yesterday?
Mijo: Bro, I got ballparked! It was awesome

Mijo: Give me a ballpark, baby.
Girl: Okay baby. I'll ballpark you.

Mijo: Jack me off with your ass.
Girl: You mean you want a ballpark?
Ballpark by Tripas August 21, 2011

Double header in different ballparks

When one has sex with two partners in one day
Vinny banged Jessica around lunch and then nailed Monica after dinner. Classic double header in different ballparks.