Ball Pit Mum 

Cliquey mums who congregate in groups at the bottom of the slides in ball pits to discuss how their child loves avocado. They are competitive and will find subtle ways to put your parenting/child down whist showing off about their own.

I met a couple of ball pit mums today who told me I wasn’t doing enough tummy time with my baby.

Ball Pit Mum by Colonel Spicy Weiner May 9, 2019

ball pit warrior 

An individual who has earned the contempt of others for having refused to go outside and interact with human beings and developing basic social skills, that surround themselves with other like minded socially stunted people.

One gets the occasional ball pit warrior on twitter who is unable to grasp reality

ball pit warrior by CptAwesomesauce May 23, 2018

Peed in the Ball Pit 

The convention equivalent of "Jumped the Shark". Applied only when things at a convention have gotten so ridiculous it's hard to believe that they're really happening. Reference to the wild failure that was the first-ever Tumblr-convention known as "Dashcon" in which one person urinated in the ball-pit, one of the only sources of entertainment.

That new convention was a total failure, somebody really peed in the ball pit on that one.

Peed in the Ball Pit by Horse News July 14, 2014

Beaner ball pit 

When you're a homie hopper and will sleep with any member of any Mexican gang, no matter what colors they fly. It's like jumping in to a ball pit, because all the balls are different colors.

Look at all her baby daddy's. She's a beaner ball pit.

Beaner ball pit by Vega Reyes October 15, 2021

A European ball pit 

In a European ball pit before getting in you must pull your pants down to respect the magnificent culture.

A European ball pit is very cultural..

A European ball pit by European extraordinaire April 17, 2022

Free hour in the ball pit 

A phrase used to express sarcastic congratulations to completion of a stupid task or a task that results in unexpected negative results. This originates from the first annual dashcon, in which attendees were conned into donating a large sum of money which they were told was needed for the hotel to allow the on to stay, but when asked the hotel staff knew nothing of this fee.

Tumblr user: Let's attempt to raid 4chan!

Normal human being: Wonderful logic. Would you like a free hour in the ball pit?

Free hour in the ball pit by HintHint July 13, 2014

russian ball pit 

1) A gathering of nude bearded men who, after having consumed a large amount of Vodka, rub their testicles together in a pit or hole in the ground. This is usually done in effort to remove the hair from the scrotum of each participant.

2) A ball pit filled mostly with straight Vodka containing a sporadic spread of floating colourful balls. Used in some areas of the world to bathe.

1) "I woke up this morning in a russian ball pit and now by balls are chaffed."

2) "I woke up this morning in a russian ball pit and now I'm as clean as a whistle."

russian ball pit by braincreation January 19, 2014