single-awareness day

This day is on February 14, which is the day that it dawns on you that you are alone.

Often when everyone else has a valentine.
(also the acronym for it is SAD)

Kelly: So me and Jim are going to the movies on Valentine's day, what are you doing?

Sally: Well I'll do what I do every year on single-awareness day; i'll watch chick flicks and eat until I become even less attractive.

Kelly: Wow thanks for killing my mood.

Sally: No prob.

single-awareness day by kikorico says SHIBBY! February 14, 2009

Shituational Awareness 

Shituational Awareness is awareness of your environment whilst taking a dump, or pitching a loaf. Poor shituational awareness can lead to lack of toilet paper, or coming face to face with a former dumpee's turd. Can also lead to entering a toilet with a broken lock.

"Dude, have some shituational awareness about you when you pitch a loaf, the paper has run out!"

Shituational Awareness by matt300 August 12, 2007

Nagging Self-Awareness 

The little voice in the back of your head that warns when something could end poorly for you. Commonly confused with the conscience. A Nagging Self-Awareness is different from a conscience in the sense that, while a conscience generally stops one from doing something that could harm, or hinder everyone involved, a Nagging Self-Awareness tends only to speak up when it's owner in particular stands to lose something from the deal.

"Ol' Frank always did have a talent for ignoring his Nagging Self-Awareness."

Nagging Self-Awareness by WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER May 7, 2008

Singles Awareness Day 

February 14 (valentine's day, of course, for those who are in a relationship) For those without a significant other, the advertisements, cards, flowers and attention given to this particular day make one acutely aware of one's lack of couplehood.

For Singles Awareness Day, I bought myself great chocolate, sexy heels and a new pair of earrings. It helped me avoid the desperate action of finding a man to date just so I wasn't alone on V-Day.

Singles Awareness Day by saint paul girl February 6, 2010

sea of blissful awareness

a place that is complete zen with no bothers or worries and the person is completely aware of this; can be a state of mind or an actual physical place.

"I remember lying in the forest with only the sounds of nature, wind blowing through my hair and leaves at my feet. Truly it was a sea of blissful awareness

sea of blissful awareness by Fox In a Trance June 26, 2009

Shit Attack Awareness Level 

This scale of measuring ones need for a number. 2 (i.e. dropping the kids off at the pool) is defined from a number between 1 - 10, with 10 being a level so strong you actually crap your pants with the occasional loose bowels (diarrhea).

We could tell by the way Fredrik was running past us towards the toilet that he at least had a shit attack awareness level 7 bordering on 8. The brown stain on his pants definately helped justify this..

Shit Attack Awareness Level by svenski1 October 20, 2009

Childhood Sexual Abuse Awareness 

Trying to fix a generational problem of human sexuality that is still a current problem in the hopes it will work itself out in the future.

I am an advocate for childhood sexual abuse awareness, despite the problem causing is actually a Govt System that fails to adequately address pedophilia and sex offending.

Childhood Sexual Abuse Awareness by Awkward Life Subjects defined October 30, 2021