August 20

The day dumasses are born

He' a dumbass, must've been born on August 20

August 20 by spacekitsune December 4, 2019

august 20

National have a bong day

everyone whip out your billys n pull some rompers g

“why is everyone cooked as - am i missing something”

it’s august 20 which means it’s have a bong day !!

august 20 by nigerinmybutthole October 22, 2019

August 20

National slap someone call Bob

Random person: Hey it’s August 20th
Bob: oh no
Random person: *slaps Bob* hehehehehehehe

August 20 by Angel Lifestylez April 11, 2022

August 20

National head day

If you where born August 20 you get free head from anyone you like but it can’t be no boy cause that’s that gay shit you feel

Virgin: Damnn nigga I can’t never get no head

August 20th person: Dam faggot you gay I can get head on my birthday August 20 not you though cuz you on that gay shit

August 20 by Pussyeater2000 October 17, 2019

august 20

because you were born today you are the coolest person on this planet and will make millions off of how big your titties are.

august 20 that girls has jugs

august 20 by jimmycarter November 7, 2019

August 20

The day that the sexiest, hottest girl was born. The day that this happened all nuclear wars had ceased for this persons birth, and Donald Trump gave a speech on why this day was so important

Shawn: Yo lachlan, its august 20th!
Lachlan: Ah yes, the day that the most beautiful girl was born...
Rock: What the fuck you heartless simp

August 20 by johnnydidntsin July 12, 2022

August 20

National theme park day!

Go
Go
Go
Nowww

To the theme park with your friends NOW you have to go it’s Damm national theme park day!!!! You NEED to go with your friends don’t walk run to the theme park now!

Go to a theme park on august 20 for national theme park day

August 20 by Naaahhh August 18, 2022