assjacket 

When you tie a hoody around your waist

Gawd look at that assjacket. This assjacket sure keeps my ass padded and warm.

assjacket by bgock August 1, 2008

Ass Gasket 

Noun: A reinforced rectal barrier which acts to contain the repressed or suppressed anger one experiences during periods of intense frustration usually encountered during interactions with stupid or socially dysfunctional persons.

"If that fucker doesn't get off my tail, I'm gonna blow an ass gasket!"

(refering to a reponse to a close tailgater)

Ass Gasket by James Peterpecker October 16, 2003

assjacket 

No word is safe from the word 'ass.' Examples are asshat, assjacket, asspants, assglasses, assscarf, assassin, asslick, asshole, assimilate, assfuck, asshead, asspacket, associated, assymetrical, and the ever-popular assmaster.

You're such an assjacket!
What an asshat!
ASSHOLE!!!
Those different looking things are assymetrical.
I chose to be an assassin on this RPG.
Wanna assfuck?

assjacket by He who likes Bukkake February 2, 2005

assjacket 

1) a person who is all ass inside. Only skin covers this fact.

2) dork or nerd who ties his sweater around his waist

1) You forgot to zip up your assjacket, boss.

2) That assjacket couldn't get laid at a Star Trek convention.

assjacket by Loogy June 5, 2011

ass gasket 

Also: The part that needs fixing when someone inadvertently lets one loose.

Oh man, your dog reeks! Better get her a new ass gasket.

ass gasket by Wolf Dangler February 24, 2005

assjacket 

This is the act of wiping your sweaty, quivering, pink cornhole with a chef's jacket you are about to return to a kitchen you're no longer employed at. Best if used in a spiteful manner.

"That cocksucker who fired me is wearing the ASSJACKET...I can still see corn on the sleeve."

assjacket by Jetskilz February 15, 2009

assbasket 

a term of endearment only used for the special people featured in our daily lives. not to be used on tramps, whores, stupid people, etc.

You duck eating assbasket!

assbasket by brighteyesgirl December 31, 2009