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Alarm clock 

The demon box that is quiet until you want to sleep.
MY FUCKING ALARM CLOCK WONT WAKE ME UP!
Alarm clock by Phsycho#56209 January 13, 2017

alarm clock 

1. A device that is used so that a certain time, it will make a noise or disturbance to signify that you need to wake up or do something.

2. Having my friends call me up at various times of the day to wake me up from my sleep... a.k.a. Frances, Mark, Erin, and Adrian. Hahaha. LaMo...
1. A clock with a device to make a noise or disturbance.

2. "Call my phone in 30 minutes... or else."
alarm clock by Alfonso G. July 24, 2004

alarm clock 

A demonic thing that deprives you of what's rightfully yours. A.k.a. sleep
SHUT THAT FUCKING ALARM CLOCK OFF!!
alarm clock by nigg er face March 18, 2015

Alarm Clock 

A homemade bomb; specifically one with a timer.
Better get outta here soon, the alarm clock is gonna go off!
Alarm Clock by All Mighty Allah November 9, 2016

Alarm clock 

The demon box that is quiet until you want to sleep.
MY FUCKING ALARM CLOCK WONT WAKE ME UP!
Alarm clock by Phsycho#56209 January 13, 2017

Alarm clock 

The sound of tousands of electronic seagulls being skinned alive in order to wake your dumbass in the morning for a longer day of bullshit
1: I need to be up earlier than I want to be and before I would naturally wake up

2: Set an alarm clock

1: oh yes the only option I have that I still want to reject despite having no other option because I live alone

2: I'm here for you
Alarm clock by Broken toaster January 9, 2018