82'nd airborne soldier 

Noun:A badass paratrooper who was fighting in the battle of the bulge.He was awesome.

Soldier one:Hey man do you need a ride?
82'nd airborne soldier:No I'll be fine.
Soldier 2:Are you sure?
82'nd airborne soldier:If you need a place to park you can go behind me.
Tank driver:Who are you?
82'nd airborne soldier:I'm the 82'nd airborne and this as far as these bastards are going!

82'nd airborne soldier by Capt.Aggro February 1, 2009

Airborne andy 

This involves first waiting until the victims back is turned. You must then pull down your trousers and underwear, completely exposing your cock and balls. You then wait for the victim to turn around, and perfectly time a vertical jump, to ensure that you are completely airborne when their eyes first meet your tackle. The jump has a sort of 'zero gravity' effect on the male genitals, causing them to float up from their normal position, thus creating a new, unexpected and interesting way of pranking your victim.

I just turned around and Jonny hit me with an airborne andy!

Airborne andy by Jay87 November 6, 2006

Airborne Shuffle 

A term originating in the U.S Army referring to a soldier jogging very slowly (usually so slow that a walking person could overtake them) , as if weighed down by equipment.
The Airborne regularly engage in the activity of running with all of their equipment.

"Hey, soldier,keep running, don't walk, Airborne Shuffle if you have to"

Airborne Shuffle by dood87 April 14, 2010

Airborne Seaweed Herpes 

It's the diseases that the boys have .. It's a mixture of stds , bad kissing skills , small dicks and a bit of asshole syndrome with a touch of douche all rolled into one . It is rife throughout the Durban area and many other costal areas

"Would you go home with him?" "eww no he has airborne seaweed herpes"

Airborne Seaweed Herpes by bum :p November 20, 2014

airborne clout 

the clout levels are rising fast, the clout can be spread in the air via vape. Therefore producing contagious airborne clout.

tom: Oh shit! the clout has gone airborne clout
sam; fucking run!

airborne clout by gyrd3546ytgubhdsn4 January 8, 2018

airboner 

a boner you get in the air

shortened term for airplane boner

Dude we were half a mile over the ocean when I got an airboner.

airboner by meeeee1234567890 June 18, 2010

Airborne Ranger 

A sexual move where the bitch is lying on her back and her legs are spring loaded back against your shoulders. You then thrust down with enough force that her legs and the springs in the bed propel you back into the air making you an 'Airborne Ranger' for a few milliseconds.

"Yo dawg I just went airborne ranger on this bitches ass"

Airborne Ranger by Hardon666 August 11, 2009