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Mary Had a little Lamb 

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mary on a cross

a song with the meaning of giving head to jesus
"hey have u listened to mary on a cross?"
"no i havent, what is it about?"
"heheheheheheh"

mary in a taco shell

When a religious girl engages in sexual activity with other girls, namely in the effort to avoid the sin of vaginal penetration.
She's Mary in a Taco Shell, bro. She keep it hid.

Jesus, Mary and Joseph on a pogo stick!

The irreverent, blasphemous, Catholic-blasting exclamatory phrase used when a stupid and funny event occurs.
Lars was so drunk that he left his house in his tidy-whiteys without his pants, went to the corner store, and brought back a six-pack.

You: What an idiot! Jesus, Mary and Joseph on a pogo stick!

Pull A Maryland 

(v): 1. As referring to the sports teams of the University of Maryland.
2. To play amazingly well in the first half of a game. Notably, pertaining to a substantive lead. Then come out in the second half and blow the game.
3. A team's complete lack of talent in the last minutes of a game.
Dan: "Dude, we're pretty much auto-win. It's halftime and we're up by like 20."
Ray: "10 bucks says we Pull A Maryland."
Dan: "Yeah, we'll probably lose by 5."

a maryland 

1. A teacher that is constantly following you around and asking you to join a club. Usually teaches band.

2. An idiot. An absolute idiot.
Selvester Stallone: "Why won't that lady leave me alone? I already told her I didn't want to join!"

Ryan Seacrest: "Because she's a maryland.
a maryland by Ombre February 26, 2009