Pet a Freshman Day

Day that takes place on the first Friday of December that is dedicated to "making freshman feel more inferior than they already are" by petting them in a loving, non-harmful way. The best petting occurs with the little ones, getting a solid pet right on their heads. It is made even better by shouting "You're so adorable!" in a high falsetto during the pet.

Rob: Yo dude, are you celebrating Pet a Freshman Day this year???

Alex: OF COURSE! I pet freshman all the time, now we can all celebrate their adorable awkwardness together!

Pet a Freshman Day by Jcon (THEE original creator!) June 9, 2011

catch a fresh 

Take a showere

Yo you ready.

Nah I have to catch a fresh

catch a fresh by Dolfan8787 February 15, 2018

saddle a fresh horse

When your friend is telling you about a person or situation which raises red flags and you suggest they get away as quickly as possible.

Friend : I'm currently on a first date and my date is talking about us moving in together!

Me: oh wow, saddle a fresh horse!

saddle a fresh horse by Bohopunk April 28, 2022

rehab was supposed to be a fresh start

but no matter how many starts I get, its always the same ending.

bojack horseman: i dont want to do thi-
gunner 1: ill shoot, dont test me
bojack horseman:.. rehab was supposed to be a fresh start

rehab was supposed to be a fresh start by bojackneedsabreak October 6, 2023

a fresh one 

a fresh one is another term for an email based mortgage lead.

"Here is a fresh one" Crip said

a fresh one by acms February 27, 2008

you're hotter than a coon dog on a fresh track 

Your so good looking that you make a person's Hart rase and howl as is they were a hunting hound on a fresh animal track

Damn girl you're hotter than a coon dog on a fresh track

you're hotter than a coon dog on a fresh track by Jonnyblow December 19, 2016

hold a fresh 

This means when your goin to shower or wash etc comes from prison slang

Im jus goin to hold a fresh

I think you need to hold a fresh fam

hold a fresh by *ree ree* June 25, 2007