Not a good fit

Passive agressive understatement used when rejecting a job candidate, firing a worker or breaking up with a spouse, girlfriend or boyfriend. Very useful if you want to appear indifferent to the strong emotions and upset of the person on the receiving end of the negative information.

"You have been a valuable employee for the last 32 years but unfortunately, in the current conditions, you are not a good fit."

"I really want to thank you for 31 years of marriage and 12 children but at this point I think we are not a good fit anymore."

Not a good fit by Bad fit September 19, 2009

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Trying to fit a large couch into a small car

A euphemism for gay sex, typically associated with members of the population named Aziz Ansari – including, but not limited to, the famous comedian.

"Oh man, I threw my dick out last night trying to fit a large couch into a small car, with my cock being a large couch and Aziz Ansari's ass being a small car!"

Trying to fit a large couch into a small car by bonnyjizzits July 25, 2022