Zipped wizard 

A male who thinks that he is a wizard but he isn't because he always gets his male genitalia caught in his zipper.

Austin: Dude I'm such a wizard.
Anthony: Nah son you got so many zipper marks on your junk which makes you a zipped wizard.

Zipped wizard by DrDerpenheimer July 29, 2014

Zipped Up 

Being well organized or in sync.

“Did you see the show last night?”
“Yeah it was really zipped up!”

Zipped Up by Poopboyslim February 25, 2022

Zipped Up 

When your so unbelievably faded and have no clue what’s happening. I level of faded one can only hope for.

Yo Jeff bro, I’m fucking zipped up right now .

Zipped Up by Jonatan Leandoer96 May 9, 2022

Zipped up 

An indie animated show that has an artstyle similar to Helluva boss

"Oh there is a new animated show called Zipped up Ima watch it"

Zipped up by Rjsnskskwej August 7, 2025

Help I zipped up my pp 

Someone help please

It hurts

Now it's purple

Me: Help I zipped up my pp

Guy next to me: that sucks

Help I zipped up my pp by RangerPlauge July 5, 2020

i zipped em 

When you fold someone in a game & they can’t talk shit

Joseph- “yoooo i zipped everyone in the lobby when i went 30-0 in tdm”
Dajuan- you just “zipped” them niggas

Darian- *aces in r6* i zipped them bums
Rydadon4L- Yoo wassup “i zipped em” !

i zipped em by i zipped em September 21, 2020

i zipped em 

when you shit in people in any game & or kill them in the tuffest way possible

Joseph- Yo I just “zipped” them bum ass niggas in that tdm”

Dajuan- Aye bruh “i zipped em” a cutie
Darian- *aces in r6* “i zipped” all them bums

i zipped em by i zipped em September 21, 2020