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The strategic placement of food in front of a wrestler. Looking at such items can make a wrestler lust for foods depicted in cooking magazines or television shows. Even in real life!
Attenuated Wrestler #1: Dude, I was watching the cooking channel last night, and I was all over that chocolate fudge cake!
Attenuated Wrestler #2: Not cool, man. That's like total wrestler porn.

Attenuated Wrestler #1: Whatever, man...hey, you want a celery stick?
wrestler porn by cookookachu February 1, 2010

Wrestler's Boner 

When two males are wrestling and one has the sudden urge to erect his penis in the midst of grappling.
Tyrome was grappling Thomas during the wrestling match when all of a sudden, Thomas's Wrestler's Boner surprised Tyrome and Thomas got on top of him for a submission.

Wrestler Arms 

a typical large obease woman who always seems to wear sleeveless shirts. If they extend their arms and rotate them clockwise and counterclockwise, the lower portion wiggles and jiggles like a long water balloon.
1).. wow, look at her she is diesel

2).. that is all fat, just some big ass wrestler arms.
Wrestler Arms by T.J. Dubz June 1, 2009

Wrestler's Flu 

Generic term for the early death experienced by many professional wrestlers. Generally attributed to heart failure by way of drug and/or steroid abuse.
There's been a bad case of Wrestler's Flu sweeping across the squared circle in recent years, taking the lives of Kanyon, Test, Crush, Miss Elizabeth, Umaga, Eddie Guerrero, Bam Bam Bigelow, The Big Bossman, Crash Holly, Mr. Perfect, "Ravishing" Rick Rude, British Bulldog, Hawk, and about 37 of the Von Erich Family, to name but a few.
Wrestler's Flu by Malaclyspe April 4, 2010

wrestler's leg syndrome 

Someone with unusually large calves in proportion to their body
That dude is small up top but down low he has a bad case of wrestler's leg syndrome

Wrestler’s Neck

Cock like a Wrestler’s Neck

The typical Wrestler (often seen on TV shouting, threatening to do this and that, staring matches and standoffs: ‘hand-bags at forty paces, etc) may be prone to steroid fueled workouts and general overindulgence followed by victim-mentality tantrums.

Scheduled practice of this combination routine can greatly enlarge the wrestlers neck.
The tantrums and screaming matches aid in the development of large blue and red throbbing neck veins.
This is known as, Wrestler’s Neck.
Cat, “Hey girl, I ain’t seen you for a while. You been sick? You look sick, all limping and holding your belly and rubbing your back! Are you pregnant?”
iCarly, “I’m going up the country, I’m on the road again and a bit tired…
Also, I just had a rough night, and a bit of a shock! I got completely bladdered (stinking drunk) and had sex with the Leprechaun guy, Warwick Davis… It was real dirty, every back door and alley explored, if you know what I mean. Oh, and why I was so shocked and still limping is - He had a cock on him like a Wrestler’s Neck!
Wrestler’s Neck by MLMCEY January 4, 2026