WOOFER 

DOG

Aye up, nice woofer.

WOOFER by Ball fondling chad 01 August 18, 2018

Woofer 

A big fluffy wolf or dog.

"That is indeed an absurdly fluffy woofer."

Woofer by AzureAzel September 16, 2019

Woofer 

Someone who says their hobby is skydiving, but they’ve only done tandems and jumped once lol

Guy 1: Jim is so cool, he skydives every weekend!

Guy 2: Jim is a woofer, he did one tandem

Guy 1: what a liar

Woofer by Fyckhxktstjskt August 28, 2021

Woofer 

A hardware ID (HWID) spoofer mostly used to unblocked games.

I got a woofer tool so I am unbanned in call of duty

Woofer by Theowuy July 6, 2023

Woofer Therapy

The process of playing with or petting a dog when you feel bad or depressed, and you feel better almost instantaneously

I'm having a bad day. I need some woofer therapy to get through

Woofer Therapy by 77senor77siete77 May 15, 2021

woofer poofer 

An empty toilet paper tube/roll, stuffed with your preferred choice of dryer sheets, that you blow smoke into to mask the smell.

"Make sure you use the woofer poofer dude, so mom can't smell you smoking weed."

woofer poofer by Becholas September 16, 2017

Woofer Deal 

A term relating to a favored employee getting back door deals or special considerations from their manager. Employee must be a friend or secret lover of said manager. Employee is most likely sub par.

Tiffany: "Wow, how did Jennifer get to keep her job even though she received a DUI? Doesn't she drive for a living?" Mario: "I don't know. Must have been a woofer deal... She parties with the manager that slipped her into the new position at work"

Woofer Deal by kittyvideo January 10, 2019