The term 'wing' is short of wingman; A Wing is a man who will help create an opportunity for one or more of his heterosexual male friends to engage in an episode of short-term and/or non-monogamoussex with a woman of interest. A Wing is a combination of a matchmaker, a wingman, and a personal 'p.r. agent' for his male friends.
I'm going tokeep it real . . . Alan has been the best Wing for me that any single man could ever have. I have gotten laid with more women because of Alan's verbal seduction skills than my own personal charm and charisma
A girl who parties hard on the weekends, but is super focused on school during the week. Blonde. Hilarious. Is in denial about her attraction to a certain male...who's name usually starts with a K.
To wing someone: to place both them and a pigeon in a time machine, sending them both back to India in 1945. After they have had an interesting cultural experience, the key part of the 'winging' experience is when both are placed back into the time machine-transporter, whereby on the return journey the individual and the pigeon combine - leaving the pigeon with huge human arms, and the human with tiny pigeon wings.
Person 1: "I really don't like Brad."
Person 2: "Why don't you wing him then?"
Person 1: "Good idea, I'll find the pigeon - and you get the time machine ready."