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Bear in the Wilderness 

A female who had sexual relations with 99.99% of your male friends, and attempts to get with the .001% of your male friends at your party. Most likely has an std and will pass it on to unsuspecting friends. Is like a bear, and will eat as much meat as possible to survive.
You're about to hook up with that michelle girl. You're gonna Bear in the Wilderness???

buck wilderness 

the utmost buck wild of all buck wilds. Combining the pure wilderness of the deepest woods with the insanity of the common buck. You don't want to travel into the buck wilderness alone.
"Yo that show last night was pure buck wilderness"

"Wow man, this party is absolute buck wilderness"
buck wilderness by J Rizzy February 3, 2010

Brave Wilderness 

Brave Wilderness is a great channel on YouTube that grows rapidly. They focus on animals. You can often see their videos on the trending page of YouTube (if YouTube wants to be nice to them). I would recommend watching BW cause they are one of the only people on YouTube who doesn't clickbait, who aren't money hungry, and who appreciate their fans. And it is actually pretty interesting.
Josh: Hey bro, do you watch BW?
Albert: No.
Josh: *kills albert*
Brave Wilderness: 10/10 best

Red Wilderness 

Excessively itchy pubic hair. (Male or female.) Symptoms of red wilderness also may include red itchy skin around the pubic region.
(Hthhhhhhhh ahhh *scratches. “Boys I just trimmed, the red wilderness is hitting me hard.
Red Wilderness by Malalalala Iamaguy November 28, 2019

Horrible Monkeys in the Wilderness

If they find you, they will eat you.
The Horrible Monkeys in the Wilderness aren't even clever, and they got my leg.