Wiener Sauce

Wiener sauce means any type of sauce you put on your hot dog!

HOLY BALLS! that dog is sooooooooo hot! Put some wiener sauce on it!
Wiener sauce my dog plz, now...

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Friendly Wiener Slap To The Face

Like a love tap, but with your penis, and to the face.

I love getting a friendly wiener slap to the face. They make my day.

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No matter how long you shake your wiener after taking a pee you still end up with a few drops on your boxers.

I just took a pee and shook my wiener for like 5 minutes and I still got a little on my boxers. I definatly have leaky wiener syndrome

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An alternate term used when negotiating a price on an item for sale. Used in place of “firm”

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A Ball Park hot dog cooked to plumpness encased in a Hostess Twinkie Snack Cake and topped with Cheez Whiz Brand cheese spread.

I was feeling a bit hungry, so I made myself a delicious and satisfying Twinkie Wiener Sandwich to sooth my growling stomach.

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the act of basting your penis in tabasco sauce and having a german shepard perform fellatio on your fiery flavored wiener.

Jeff : hey Lassie, ya hungry girl? well i've got your favorite. just wait a minute while i fix you a spicy wiener schnitzel.

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Big weiner sami is a person with the biggest wiener in the entire world her wiener is 501092982817737371761829292919 miles long

Did you see Big wiener sami I saw it in Yemen the other day.

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