Whataburger WetWipe

When you eat ass in the back of a whataburger and use a bun to wipe you poop-jaculate off your face, then serve it on a burger

Hey bro you tryna get some whataburger wetwipes this Friday?

by the sexy god January 9, 2024

whataburger wet wipe

When you eat a big gothic Mexican chicks ass in the bathroom of a whataburger in Austin Texas and use your Texas toast from you patty melt to wipe the poo-jaculate off of your face.

Credit to Jason vest on instagram

Big gothic Mexican chick: so what were you thinking for lunch?
Me: I’m really craving a whataburger wet wipe.

by Certified_ForkLift_operator January 10, 2024

whataburger wet wipe

A whataburger wet wipe is when you eat a big Gothic Mexican chick's ass in the bathroom of a whataburger in Austin, Texas, and use your texas toast from your patty melt to wipe the poo-jaculate off your face.

"Hey babe, I wanna try a whataburger wet wipe, you down?"
"Sure, what is that though?"

by Joji_666 February 13, 2024

Whataburger wet wipe

Beauty Queen

You are a whataburger wet wipe Toni

by Bougee69 February 20, 2024

whamburger

the imaginary food given to someone bitchin or complainin or whinin 24/7. similar to the whambulance service.

So what he cheated on you with your besfriend.... do you want a whamburger and some french cries??

by Corbet December 9, 2008

waaburger

An imaginary food, usually followed with french cries. Is usually offered to someone who is whining, complaining, or bitching.

Typical "emo" kid: "My life sucks!"
Dude: "Get yourself a waaburger and some french cries."

Guy 1: "Dude, today sucks."
Guy 2: "What did you have for lunch? A waaburger?"

by punkbass_20x6 April 21, 2006

out-whataburgered

Originally: To order better meal than a fellow diner at a Whataburger restaurant.

Can also mean: To acquire anything better than a fellow participant during a similar time period.

Man, you got the buffalo chicken sandwich? I just got the junior hamburger combo. I've been out-whataburgered.

That Halloween costume is much better than mine. I think I've been out-whataburgered again.

by MrThursty October 21, 2009