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a special weaver

a very special individual with special learning abilities, whose bowel problems and lush behavior prevent him/her from normal activity.
After a night of binge drinking the special weaver was forced to sleep in the garage, and then scolded for trying to scale the chimney.

A special weaver attempted to fart, but instead stained his pants with an obtuse amount of ass fluid.

sorry weaver 

You and you're military team get shot down on a island filled with commies. You try to regroup with your team but your black teammate named weaver gets shot by one of your guys.
Weaver: Walker?

Walker:Sorry weaver *gun shot*
sorry weaver by Cole D. Walker October 16, 2020

Shadow Weaver 

A fat horny ass hoe who should burn xoxo
Shadow Weaver by catrativi February 15, 2020

Shadow Weaver 

1. In the 2018 reboot, Shadow Weaver is a manipulating person who likes being in control and having power. Her former self also used to be Light Spinner and she taught Micah in She-ra and the Princesses of Power, the 2018 reboot version
2. Can also be used to describe someone dying/sacrificing themselves to save another
3. Also in the old version of She-ra, Shadow Weaver was an evil sorceress.
I think Lillith might do a Shadow Weaver
Shadow Weaver sucks
Why does Shadow Weaver in the old reboot wear a cloak

Samantha Weaver

A small, blonde haired girl with mahoosive tits that loves to get fucked up. You'll find her either in a pub getting sloshed or in a tent getting high.
Today Samantha Weaver got really high :P
Samantha Weaver by Bethizaretard January 11, 2010

sigourney weaver 

The act of laying toilet paper around the edge of a toilet seat, to minimise contact with said seat whilst in the act of relieving oneself. Taken from the movie 'Copycat'.
Did you see how filthy those toilets were? I had no other choice than to do the Sigourney Weaver.