Nard is Wayne

To embody the athletic talents of Bernard King. Usually the phrase is uttered by fans in a drunken state of excitement.

"NARD is Wayne and he is now chariiel CHACE or CHASE!

Nard is Wayne by Ned - December 14, 2008

Wayne Brady Bitch 

Infamous line yelled out by one, Wayne Brady on the April 14th episode of Chapelle's Show, shocking old white people everywhere

"I'm Wayne Brady Bitch!!!"
"If you do not smoke this nigga, we have a problem"

Wayne Brady Bitch by Philip J April 24, 2004

Wayneglish 

The language Lil' Wayne fans speak in that no one can seem to understand.

"W33zy bhe mah mayne, phukk ahl yhu h8rz yhu juz jellyz cuz he haz moar bichez n paypa dhen yhuuuu!

Dude, you should really stop speaking Wayneglish

Wayneglish by Homiestar October 30, 2011

John Wayne toilet paper 

Rough and tough and doesn't take shit off of anyone

Damn dude, why you walking so funny?

I just took a shit in WalMart. All they had was John Wayne toilet paper. My asshole feels like downtown Baghdad.

I'm sorry man. Go take a shower.

John Wayne toilet paper by Tongue Roll July 26, 2013

wayne gretzky

Man whose supreme knowledge and skill in hockey more than compensated for his lack of physical size and strength.

Owns several NHL records and remains a great ambassador for the game.

Jesus saves ... rebound ... Gretzky scores!

wayne gretzky by AbnormalBoy September 16, 2004

John Wayne toilet paper 

John Wayne toilet paper – Military term used to describe the low grade toilet paper found in the MRE (Meal Ready to Eat) accessory packet. Called so because it’s rough, tough and don’t take shit off of anybody. Can also be used in place of extra fine grit sandpaper when refinishing furniture.

Can I score a roll from that big box of ass wipe that your mom sent last week?
Why?
All that I have is that damn John Wayne toilet paper.

John Wayne toilet paper by Trav March 28, 2005

john waynes saddle bags 

piss flaps that are dried up and sagging to the knee caps

my mott is so loose me flaps are like john waynes saddle bags ;)

john waynes saddle bags by gilly_willy June 9, 2004