Wasteman 

Also known as someone who said they will do something and then do jack shit.

Me: Matt, can you get a cake for Paula's birthday for tomorrow?

Matt: Sure, no problem, leave it with me.

The morning of the birthday, WhatsApp from Matt:

Matt: I'm sorry, I totally forgot about the cake, can you sort something out?

Me: YOU ABSOLUTE WASTEMAN!

Wasteman by Monsoon Miah August 16, 2018

wasteman 

(noun) A frequent insult principally aimed at a "waste of space"

tha boy larry's a wasteman, bruv!

wasteman by jon_ilford December 28, 2005

Wasteman 

Guy named Robert, his girlfriend needs to end it asap, she can do better. He needs to get his life sorted, can’t keep fucking over his girlfriend. Has no life goals and nothing to work towards.

Roberts a wasteman

Wasteman by Ganggganggexposing December 10, 2017

Wasteman 

A somali light skin with a high top

Adam is a wasteman

Wasteman by Somali pirate September 21, 2021

Wasteman 

He’s the guy that expects the world but gives zero back.
He wants for nothing unless you’re paying.
He’s out for a deal wherever he can find one.

He’ll stay at with you and your gf but ignore your gf.
He’s tardy with time and expects you to drop plans with your gf to watch him try on suits.

He’ll speak to you once a year (when he wants you get get him something) and make you best man.

Perry is a complete wasteman

Wasteman by Badbitch4 June 11, 2019

Wasteman 

A term often used to describe someone who has: no social life, no job or career prospects, very few friends and doesn't care about their personal appearance.

A Wasteman will often spend most of their time at home watching TV and is very often seen out of the confines of his or hers own home. On the rare occasion they are seen out, it will probably be to buy alcohol or drugs.

Person 1: have you seen Dave lately?

Person 2: nah fam he's always at home smoking pot, he doesn't even have a fuckin job!

Person 1: what a Wasteman!

Wasteman by Chine September 9, 2016

wasteman 

it means dickhead

nigga #1: oi blud i slept with ur girl last night

nigga#2: your such a blick wasteman bruv

nigga#3: i like cock

*akward silence*

wasteman by billybob316 October 18, 2008