vowel cancer 

The disease you're suffering from when the scrabble gods decide not to give you a single vowel in your line up of seven (count them) consonants. Mm, thnks!

You only won that game of Scrabble because I got vowel cancer. Twice. What was I supposed to do? Play txt tlk scrbbl?

vowel cancer by Hayes Benedict Thompson November 29, 2007

vowel buyer

A wimpy individual, a wuss, sissy, or timid scaredy-cat. Someone who cannot make a move until everything is known beforehand.

Originating from the people on "Wheel of Fortune" who either buy a vowel when it is already obvious what the solution is (thus wasting money), or who buy a vowel too early, well before they'd have a chance of solving the puzzle, and thus essentially buy a free vowel for whoever spins next.

The clue was "A game show", he had

"WH _ _ L _F F _ RTUN _"

on the board, and he bought the three E's before guessing! What a vowel buyer!"

To the car in front of you: "C'mon, you vowel buyer! Pull out into traffic and get going! You'll never have a bigger gap!"

vowel buyer by ksmanning March 7, 2010

Vowel Movement

Random vowels all humans universally use when the brain farts such as; Um, uh, eh, ah ect.

Person 1: Do ever think uh.. about uh doing something eh different with your uh life.
Person 2: What did you say all I could hear was a bunch of vowel movements.

Vowel Movement by TreeDoggy October 18, 2018

Irritable Vowel Syndrome 

When you or your Scrabble opponent has so many vowels on their rack, they can't make a word on the board, or the only word that can be made is going to score very low. Complaining about having too many vowels and getting irritable reign over swapping a vowel tile and skipping a turn.

player #1: your turn.
player #2: dude, I can't even make a word, I have too many vowels.
player #1: swap some tiles, then.
player #2: no, it's ok. I will just make this two letter word and get a crappy point score.
player #1: sounds like you are suffering from Irritable Vowel Syndrome.

Irritable Vowel Syndrome by scrabble girl April 28, 2010

lost vowel syndrome 

A rare but critical occurrence often occurring after a stroke or head injury, where a person looses their vowels, example: a,e,i,o,u and sometimes they loose y. Loosing a vowel creates a type of sound in pronunciation for which there is no closure of the throat or mouth at any point when vocalization occurs. Often a person who looses their vowels seem to be speaking a different language or tongues. A early example is in the biblical book of Acts. The apostles had come together in a barn to worship the Lord, and nobody understood what they were saying, probably because the Romans had beat them silly with sticks or something.

Steven was walking his ass and suddenly the ass kicked him in the head, when we found Steven I asked him wuz up.. He said gt kck n m hd b th ss. By inference I knew he meant " I got kicked in my head by the ass." It occured that he was suffering a concussion that gave him the lost vowel syndrome.

lost vowel syndrome by jeffbo June 30, 2009

vowels 

slang term for ectasy

Joe called and informed me that he had in fact found me some vowels

vowels by netsirk December 16, 2006

Irritating Vowel Syndrome 

A condition in which someone is unable to type without dragging out their vowels.

Text from Person 1: "hey what's up?"
Text from Person 2: "oooooomg u have no idea how drunk natasha was last niteeeeee"
Text from Person 1: "sounds like you have a bad case of irritating vowel syndrome."

Irritating Vowel Syndrome by reallygoodonfallon July 26, 2010