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Unicorn Mom 

UnicornMom

/'yoonəˌ kôrn /mäm/ - noun

A mother who's not perfect, enjoys alcohol, has a sense of humor and couldn't care less what you think.

See also: Beautiful; Boss; Bitch & Zero F#&Ks given.
I met a fellow Unicorn Mom at the mommy and me class, we chatted about our support group, Unicorn Moms.
Unicorn Mom by UnicornMoms June 18, 2016

Robot Unicorn Attack 

The awesomest and one of the most addicting games (also slightly effeminate) ever!! You will enjoy running through the purple fields and flying through the air leaving magic rainbow trails, all the while smashing through stars to chase your dreams! And it has a pretty damn good song.
Jim: Why didn't you call me last night?
Frank: Sorry i was to busy chasing my dreams in Robot Unicorn Attack!
Word used to refer to rhinoceros a couple houndred years ago.
Today it is the name for horse with horn on its forehead.
The return of the unicorns: the natural history and conservation of the greater one-horned rhinoceros
That unicorn is better then that bicorn
Unicorn by Idgff July 28, 2019
A non-mythical flying rainbow rhino that poops the rainbow.
"Unicorns ARE REAL!"
Unicorn by Hammy the great January 10, 2018

Dirty Unicorn 

To perform a hand job with glitter infused lotion.
Madison gave Michael a dirty unicorn.