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I understand 

You dont have a clue what thier going on about
"my cars been stolen and I don't know what to do"
"I understand"
I understand by Homer_d.b February 24, 2008

I understand that. 

Phrase used by persons who aren't really listening to you but wish to appear to be doing so. Usually used when on the telephone so neither of you is making eye contact.
You are telling a story and your friend, who hasn't responded the entire time, suddenly chimes in with "I understand that."
I understand that. by your_nu February 3, 2010

eye understand

the all-seeing i
...needs u to stand under it
"we're sorry, sir, your account has insufficient balance"
"eye understand"
eye understand by YuniQ9 January 21, 2014

Totally Understand

The short version of "Dude I totally understand, I mean I would do the same thing if I was a pussy"
You use it when someone is being a little bitch and won't do anything fun.
Little Bitch: "No, i couldn't ask her out"
Other Guy: "That's alright I Totally Understand"
Totally Understand by barlow April 19, 2006

there are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who dont 

A joke used by those who are savvy in mathematics. The joke is funny because it makes the point that the person saying the phrase only understands the decimal system, which relies on numbers in groups of 10. The binary system relies on numbers in groups of 2. If the speaker of the phrase had been able to understand binary, he/she would've said the phrase correctly, "there are 2 types of people...".
there are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who dont

Decimal:
0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,
10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,19,
etc...

Binary:
0,0
0,1
1,0
1,1
etc...

Cant Understand Normal Thought 

a way of calling someone a 'cunt' without saying 'cunt'. it's way better than saying "C U Next Tuesday".
"that lady Cant Understand Normal Thought."