Drunk Uncle Who Lost a Game of Poker 

Your uncle who went to a family gathering and lost a game of poker. Now he’s mad and punching people, throwing tables and chairs, and drinking mass amounts of alcohol.

I was around when my Drunk Uncle Who Lost a Game of Poker was rampaging through the living room.

Drunk Uncle Who Lost a Game of Poker by IAssasinatedJFK May 24, 2023

i'll be a monkey's uncle 

This idiom is used to express complete surprise, amazement or disbelief.

e.g. Bob: Hey, there was a news article about an alien spaceship having entered the earth's atmosphere!
Harry: Well, i'll be a monkey's uncle!

i'll be a monkey's uncle by specimengold November 8, 2013

Drunker than a Monkey's Uncle 

A step beyond Cooter Brown.

Look at her! She's way past Cooter Brown! She's drunker than a Monkey's Uncle!

Drunker than a Monkey's Uncle by Neigbs August 20, 2008

If your aunt had a penis she'd be your uncle 

A phrase used to disregard an unimportant and often times obvious detail. Used when that detail is used to divert attention from the topic at hand.

Little Girl 1: Why'd you eat my pudding?
Little Girl 2: My aunt is a doctor and she says eating too much pudding makes you fat.
Little Girl 1: And if your aunt had a penis she'd be your uncle, what's that got to do with why you ate my fucking pudding?

If your aunt had a penis she'd be your uncle by Action_kamen November 5, 2010

son of a monkey's uncle 

an expression of frustration, anger, disappointment

"Son of a monkey's uncle! This tape wont work!"

son of a monkey's uncle by Rachel Clark August 18, 2006

Well, I'm a Dutchman's uncle! 

An expression of surprise on discovering that something improbable is in fact true

Hearing that I'd passed the exam, my mother exclaimed: "Well, I'm a Dutchman's uncle!"

Well, I'm a Dutchman's uncle! by Genuine Dutch Uncle May 15, 2016

a visit from uncle chronic 

smoke weed with out planning it it kinda just happened, chronic is weed and uncles always come unannounced

me: hey you just got a visit from uncle chronic
alex: o well i got my cologne with me so its cool

a visit from uncle chronic by the original c-dub November 9, 2009