twinkie 

an asian who throughout his/her life has lost some of the characteristics that make them asian. most likely came to america at a very young age or was born here. often looked down on upon other asian people who continue to hold on to their asianness. Sometimes it just can't be helped such as asians growing up in the middle of white suburbia and has no other asians at school. other asians sometimes choose to become whitewashed on their own.

Twinkie: dude that lynyrd skynyrd concert kicked major ass!!
White Friend: dude you are such a fucking twinkie.
White friend 2: who gives a shit? if he was like every other asian we've met that sits at home studying all day we probably wouldn't hang out with him!

twinkie by aznmetalhead January 12, 2008

Twinkie 

Youthful, only slightly muscular, relatively hairless gay man.

Twinkie by Sooper! June 9, 2002

twinkie 

an asian who is white-washed due to the predominant influence of Western culture. "yellow on the outside, white on the inside"

"What?! Xiou Hu has never used chopsticks before!"

"Dawg ... he must be a twinkie."

twinkie by sujatim February 17, 2009

Twinkie 

A twink (male gay teen) that is sweet, delicious and filled with lots of thick cream. Usually will be brown haired, tanned/brown and have a “sweet” taste to him.

Guy 1: Man that guy over there sure looks like he has been filled a few times.
Guy 2: Yeah he is definitely a Twinkie, I could just eat him out...

Twinkie by I-don’t-flippin’-know July 7, 2018

twinkie 

People of asian ethnicity who have been exposed to western culture, the idea that twinkies are being rejected by white people is wrong. Another word for twinkie is banana, which is the asian way of calling a twinkie. Some of us are not culturally applicable to be whitewashed, however, Asians see us as foriegners, we fit in everywhere, just don't seem to belong anywhere. White culture is not totally in sync with us, some of our lifestyle is not agreeable to Asian. Because we don't eat as much rice as a normal Asian makes us an alien.

1) Asian Housemate #1: Whats that shit you eating? What the hell is that yellow gunk on your macoroni.

Me: it's fish pie, its my dinner, I grew up eating that. That cheese sauce... something I still like.

Asian Housemate #2: EEWWW! THATS GROSS! TWINKIE!

2) Asian #1: What shall we have for dinner?

Me: I want a full roast dinner.

Other Asian: that shit stinks. hey twinkie, your asian lets go to a chinese restaurant.

FYI all of this is happened to me.

twinkie by trapdcitiboi2008 April 14, 2011

twinkie 

In short, a "valley girl". You know, the annoying cheerleader-ish one who sat by you in high school and the only words that ever came out of her mouth were, "And he said...then she said...and I was like, no way!" or, "Oh my God, I broke a nail!" A superficial and utterly shallow, soulless being. She is either a cheerleader or is friends with the whole squad. She is envied for her looks, and is annoyingly thin because all she ever eats is salad. Or sometimes twinkies eat whatever they want and are still annoyingly thin because they go to the gym a lot or just have really fast metabolism. She is almost always blonde and gets away with EVERYTHING. She usually comes from a rich family and always has perfect nails and hair, and tons of accessories, not to mention her own stash of fluffy pens and of course name-brand clothes. Seeing her in a bikini would make every guy in the school drool over her huge chest, and every girl barf in envy.

(Setting: a classroom in a typical American high school. The teacher is yelling at everyone to shut up and pay attention, but seems totally oblivious to the twinkie yakking away obnoxiously on her cell phone.)
"NO!! ...You are not serious!! ...He broke UP with her??!!... Well give him, I don't know, do you think two days is too much?... Ok, two days, then give him my number.... No, I'm not going to DATE him, silly! I just want to hook up with him. That way I can finally get (insert football player's name here) to notice me!

twinkie by Mrs. Waxy Bunny June 11, 2006

Twinkie 

Slang for a VW bus (the Volkswagen Type 2, AKA Transporter).
Named for their uncanny resemblance to the cream-filled sponge cake... in shape at least. In the Slug-Bug game, Bugs are worth one slug, Twinkies are worth two, and VW Things are worth four, only because they are so rare. If you see a yellow VW bus driving down the street, you may mistake it for a giant rolling Twinkie.

Billy: Twinkie! (slugs Jim twice)
Jim: Aw man, you suck!

Sue: I bought a Twinkie last night, only had 220,000 miles.

Twinkie by David J. Hansen January 17, 2008