Turkey Sandwich Week 

Named due to the abundance of cold turkey, this the week between christmas and new years. Profitable time for the alcohol and drug industry, also beginning of post-christmas sales.

Man: did you have a good christmas?

Other man: yes, now it's turkey sandwich week

Man: great

Turkey Sandwich Week by bradyBlunderbooth November 6, 2009

abraham and turkey sandwich lincoln 

what have you done

Guy: abraham and turkey sandwich lincoln
Cashier: Sir this is a McDonalds.

abraham and turkey sandwich lincoln by notarealperson111 December 8, 2020

open-faced turkey sandwich 

The act of farting and simultaneously shaking one's ass slightly side to side onto a partners face while the partner has mouth open and lies supine on the edge of a suitable surface; eg. a bed, couch, table, etc. This act can either be a mutually agreed upon sex act or a malicious act perpetrated upon someone who leaves themselves in said position while sleeping.

since brad was acting like a bitch and passed out drunk, parker dropped his pants and gave him a well deserved open-faced turkey sandwich

open-faced turkey sandwich by P-Dubious February 28, 2009

Texas turkey sandwich 

You stick the cactus up your ass while you fuck the armadillo in the pooper while you eat you ol lady’s turkey sandwich ( pussy ) as she spurs you in the back with a Texas cowboy hat on!

Me an bubba traded ol lady’s in the trailer park last night and Becky gave me a Texas turkey sandwich an boy am I sore today

Texas turkey sandwich by Redneck.lh20 February 11, 2019

Balls Deep in a Turkey Sandwich 

So invested in a thing or subject (usually a girl) it's blinding, leading one to a single minded obsession.

Dude, sorry I ditched you last night for that chick, I was balls deep in a turkey sandwich

Balls Deep in a Turkey Sandwich by The Unironic Wizard September 3, 2019

Hot Turkey Sandwich 

The act of eating brown gravy off of your sexual partner. Typically from his/her genetelia.

Particulary common during the holiday season, when gravy is most readily available.

Akin to the "open faced turkey sandwich", which is when you consume brown gravy from his/her anus.

"Your mother prefers that gravy is luke warm before I have my hot turkey sandwich."

This can be a very funny inside joke at the Thanksgiving dinner table.

Hot Turkey Sandwich by braisedporkbelly June 2, 2009

Myles Standish Turkey Sandwich 

When you eat some sandwich-like component (e.g. a creamy cheese scooped with potato chips) and then, separately, you eat sliced turkey from the container with your hands.

He eats the laziest meals. He's always just goin' for a Myles Standish Turkey Sandwich or some other fridge food crap meal.

Myles Standish Turkey Sandwich by Pilgrim's Pride February 8, 2014