Joe: Mike, I almost got hit by a car crossing Delaware Avenue while jogging.
Mel: Did I ever tell you about the time I almost got hit by a plane in Melbourne?
Mike: Mel, let him finish the story. Why do you gotta be such a trumper?
You meant to type in trumpet, but you were typing too fast and made a typo, which, in turn, led you to see the urban dictionary page. Now you find yourself here.