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The Trump Effect 

1. When you see someone so completely stupid so you don't give a damn right? You turn around and this asshole is one step away from becoming the president of the United States.
2. When you see something that appears to be completely fine, but turns out to be the devil incarnate.
1. You never expected this guy to become a viable candidate, but six months before election and he is leading the polls, it just makes you think...WHY AMERICA???? Hence the Trump Effect.
2. Trump. Or your ex-roommate, that fucking wanka was an asshole.

Trump hand2johnson effect

an optical illusion causing a johnson to appear larger than reality. This happens when a johnson is in front of or in Trump size hands.
Immidiately, when Putin met Trump, the Trump hand2johnson effect increased his ego even more. Afterwards though, Trump's big mouth2johnson did the opposite.

Butterfly Tramp Stamp Effect 

The butterfly tramp stamp effect is a subsection of the chaos theory of the butterfly effect that states that joke conversations can turn into substantial life changes.
My butterfly tramp stamp effect is what lead me to getting an elbow tattoo